Culture Shock Lesson #174Siena, Spring 2009
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Don’t talk loud on any mode of public transportation. Especially not when you’re talking in English. Most especially, do not dance or sing on a train (but that’s neither here nor there).
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If said mode of public transportation is late, get used to it. Time is incredibly relative in Italy.
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Notice and appreciate the old men and women who occasionally carry around bunches of flowers.
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Follow this mandatory rule: on a sunny day, go for a walk or run. Even if it means not doing your homework.
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Eat gelato every day, twice a day if you feel like it.
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Since you’re eating so much gelato, try every flavor. Mix and match strange things.
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But…tiramisù and chocolate gelato is the jam.
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Travel as much as possible, but always be thankful to return to a home-cooked meal and your family.
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Never forget that Siena is better than any other city in Italy. Most especially Florence.
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To save lunch money, eat gelato for lunch. A cone of gelato costs roughly 2 Euros, whereas a sandwich costs around 3.50 Euros. See # 5, and you’ve “earned” yourself a lot of Euros.
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Sometimes hang out with only Italians. If you would prefer constantly surrounding yourself with other Americans, stay in America.
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Try to ask questions and/or directions in Italian. Even if you speak poorly, they’ll appreciate it more than you know.
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Go to a discoteca, but don’t wear a turtleneck. Wear sequins.
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Don’t be a typical loud, obnoxious American. We’re not loved as much as we like to think we are worldwide, so don’t make it any worse.
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Try every type of food you’re offered.
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Even if you think you can play the “dumb American” card and get out of a 40 Euro bus fine for not having a ticket, you can’t.
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Understand that “no” to an Italian Stallion really just means “try harder.”
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Americans “live to work.” Italians “work to live.”
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If you want to hear English on every street corner, go to a big city. If you want to be enveloped in real Italian culture, live in a smaller town.
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People-watch. It’s fun.
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Embrace the differences between the cultures and don’t try to Americanize Italy. It’s already Americanized way too much.
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Make friends with a pizzeria owner. He’ll yell “Ciao” to you from across the grocery store until you realize he’s trying to get your attention.
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If you can climb to the top of a building, do it.
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Enjoy every single second and if you get sad that time is almost up, be thankful that you had such a life-altering experience that you’re this sad to say goodbye.
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September 14th, 2009 at 4:01 pm
17.Understand that “no” to an Italian Stallion really just means “try harder.”
Remember that last night at Barone Rosso???
Miss you lots, Aaron